Long Time No Me

I'm finally reaching a conclusion on the great Kindle experiment. It's the perfect medium for ephemera. It's ideal for travel. It works well for books that you never want to revisit. But it's a poor substitute for a bookshelf full of books.

Maybe this partially explains why I'm not terribly upset by the failure of the great Kobo experiment. Hoping to spread the eBook reader wealth around a bit, my sister and I bought the Borders version, the Kobo, for our father for a Father's Day gift. Yesterday, my father and I took it back. It was a major disappointment.

We didn't tell the grumpy Borders clerk that my dad has already snagged himself a cheap Kindle instead.

Loving the Kindle for totally unexpected reasons

Last week I had a dream where I was back in the newsroom of The Washington Times. The recent severe layoffs had already happened, and the future of the paper looked grim (which is true enough). But I had the answer! All I needed to do was convince the editors of the correctness of my vision: ditch newsprint for the Kindle.

While I'm reasonably happy reading a book on the Kindle, I adore getting the New York Times delivered electronically to my bedside every morning.

Freddy the Politician

There's so much to say about Freddy the Pig that it's hard to begin. So, aiming randomly and seeing what we happen to hit, let's start with Freddy the Politician.

This book comes in during Freddy's golden age. For the first couple of books in the series, Mr. Brooks has not yet realized that Freddy is the character around which this barnyard ensemble revolves, scattering the focus and preventing the lovely sense of organic wholeness that pervades the rest of the series. And, later, after a couple dozen books, Mr. Brooks runs out of fresh ideas.

But in the middle of the series -- from the third or fourth book until about the 20th or so -- it's marvelous good fun.

In Freddy the Politician, the animals find a need to (1) open a bank, and (2) form a government and elect a leader. Plot complications include the accidental arrival of some pushy, officious woodpeckers from Washington. In lesser hands, this could fall into cliches pretty quickly. But with Freddy, we get a tantalizing glimpse into the workings of the real adult world, while never losing the comic momentum. Where else in children's literature do (funny, believable) plot developments hinge on correct parliamentary procedure (I don't think you can count Alice, because all rules are off in that world) or voter registration laws?

Serious stuff, but never too serious. As with all Freddy books, there's a comforting familiarity to finding the series' mandatory elements -- an episode in which Freddy must don a disguise, some terrible poetry, a thwarted attempt by Charles to make a speech. The peril is never too great -- Freddy and his friends always end up on top in the end -- and there is always genuine laugh-out-loud humor, including wordplay the adult reader will have to explain to the child listener.

It's a gentle mirror on the real world. But the adult reader will probably let some things remain fiction -- like when the First Animal Republic, briefly derailed under a dictatorial leader, starts annexing neighboring farms in this book, published in 1939.

Slug roundup

Sluggy Slug just won't go. What if Sluggy Slug is bribed with sweets? Will Sluggy Slug remain true to character, even when confronted with the powerful temptation of refined white sugar?

That's pretty much the whole story of Sluggy Slug. And yet, it's enough. It's the rare easy reader board book that's droll enough to make up for the extremely limited vocabulary.

Funny thing about slugs -- so unappealing to step on barefoot (even worse in socks) and yet so charming in a children's book. Or as a stuffed animal. Or both -- as in Bunny Party, one of the many Max and Ruby stories by Rosemary Wells.

Formulaic? Yes, but it's not about the story. It's about Max's party guests, including Can't-Sit-Up-Slug, who ends up slumped on the table.

It figures. How like a slug.

Pirate Girl

Not everything Cornelia Funke writes is 500 pages long. She's also written a number of picture books for young children --not all of them very good.

But here's one that is. The story is a simple one. Fearsome pirates make a mistake when they capture a little girl named Molly, who is off on a trip to visit her grandmother. Despite being cruelly mistreated, she refuses to cooperate and quietly plots her escape.

To describe the resolution would be to spoil the book. But it's that rarest of things: a girl-power book that charms me and my seven-year-old both.

The Illustrated Wee Free Men

Oddly, the presentation of Wee Free Men as an illustrated storybook ... works. I would not have expected that, but the act of illustrating the story's horrible nightmare monsters makes them lose much of their power. So here we have a Terry Pratchett book that can be read aloud to a six-year-old.

Saving newspapers with Kindle

If I can get my New York Times this way, I'm buying one.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/04/technology/companies/04reader.html